Hey. My name is Austin White. As you’ve already seen plastered all over my site in big gothic letters. I’m really glad you’re here.
I’m from Folsom, California, a city you’ve never heard of unless you’re fan of Johnny Cash, or you’ve done time in our prison (both very hardcore character traits). I really like punk music and the color green. Other hobbies include watching cartoons, playing the drums, eating candy, eating Greek food, and scrolling Tik Tok. And art. I’m an art director.
Here are a few more pictures to serve as further proof of my existence. Catfishing is a big problem nowadays.
picture I've ever taken.
A moped mirror
selfie after getting
a parking violation
Eating my favorite
fruit in a trunk
According to Buzz
Feed, I am a
A recent selfie.
Cool label for
from Party City
I own 8 pairs of
I buy and
My girlfriend Aubry & I
at the Red Iguana
I've worked with in the BYU AdLab:
CA Avocados (with MullenLowe) · Under Armour · BYU TV · Jojo's Chocolate
Literally contact me any time you want. It doesn't matter, any time.
Here's my info again, and it'll be down further for a third time
in the form of those little icons, so yea hit me up.